Wednesday, September 18, 2013
The Dinosaurs Are Mating.
Raptorians, we've been hard at work in the lab. We've been teaching our newest recruit about our top secret dinosaur cloning research. His name is Patrick Bradley and he's not only one dinosaur loving son of a bitch, he's OUR NEW DRUMMER!!!! This guy crushes the drum set with his rip roaring skills and he's coming to a venue near you.
Peat and I are extremely happy to welcome him into the Raptor family. He has done an incredible job of learning the You Bred Raptors? canon (can I be any more pretentious?) and has been nothing but positive energy the whole way through. After our gig today, he noticed his hand was bleeding. That means he's already given this band his sweat and blood. I'm sure after a couple more rehearsals of hearing me sing, "lick my balls" to every song in our line up, Patrick will definitely have given tears to this band.
I have a very special gift.
He wants you to come out and see how he helps make You Bred Raptors? the sickest band in the US of A. Come out to Arlene's Grocery on October 5th where we'll be playing with our good friends, Two Seconds to Midnight.
Until next time, my Raptor Friends. Come say hi to Patrick and remember to spay and neuter your pets.
-Bryan and YBR?
Posted by You Bred Raptors? at 8:17 PM